dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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