He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I'm really busy with my period
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