i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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