sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
How external is "for external use only"?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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