So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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