Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She's the barista slut.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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