I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
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