he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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