Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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