I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just had sex on a roof
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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