i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
