i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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