you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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