I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
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I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
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