So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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