Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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