So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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