Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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