i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Text me some of your sweat
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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