We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
3pm strippers are depressing
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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