I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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