I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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