just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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