He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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