Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Randomize
