East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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