She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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