twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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