it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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