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Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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