She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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