so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It was a blind-side dick pic.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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