Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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