Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
youre lurking in front of me
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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