have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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