So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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