so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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