im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
My vagina just clenched in fear
do nipples grow back?
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