so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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