Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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