what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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