did you get engaged???
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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