I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
