handjob tips. give me some.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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