Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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