You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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