The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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