So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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