Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Randomize
