i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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