I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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