brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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