whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Girls should come with a carfax report
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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