Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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